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(Can you read ? )

• I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod claelry uesdnatnrd waht I  was rdanieg.
• The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
• Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

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Medical Blunders

(Excerpts from case papers)

• The patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.
• She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate direction in early December.
• The patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a forty-pound weight gain in the past three days.
• The skin was moist and dry
• The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
• Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus size.
• In emergency room she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with family in no distress.

(More to follow)

R ead the archived files below:

Microsoft VISTA in Hindi

NEW HINDI VERSION OF WINDOWS ANNOUNCED BY BILL GATES !
Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi. Here are some

Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...
KHIDKIYAN DO-HAZAR-BARAH [2012]:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
KHUDA HAFIZ- BYE

 

PLEASE TRY TO SOLVE THIS PUZZLE
 

Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,
tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with the conductor and gave him capital punishment, i.e. to be electrocuted. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took a look at the conductor and
gave him capital punishment. The conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.
A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.This time the conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,
stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and came under the bus. He also died on the spot. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
room.
He was strapped to the chair and high current was given to him. This time he died instantly.
The question is why didn't he die the first two time but died instantly the third time??


The answer is given below .... but try to solve it yourselves. This is very interesting and the answer is perfectly logical. If
necessary read the puzzle twice. Best of luck!!
 

 

 

 

Answer :
During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore
electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a

Good Conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he

died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The banana peel does not have any role in this. It was just to confuse you.
Ha Ha Ha !!!

 


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Updated on : 14 November 2019
Address :
C U Shah Medical College & Hospital,
Dudhrej Road,
Surendranagar-363001, Gujarat, India
Contact Info :
(+91) (2752) 287000 | 256001
82380-60108 | 1800 233 6001 (Toll Free)

cushahmedical@gmail.com

Last updated on : 14 November 2019
Address :
C U Shah Medical College & Hospital,
Dudhrej Road,
Surendranagar-363001, Gujarat, India
Contact Info :
(+91) (2752) 287000 | 256001
82380-60108 | 1800 233 6001 (Toll Free)

cushahmedical@gmail.com

Updated on : 14 November 2019
Address :
C U Shah Medical College & Hospital,
Dudhrej Road,
Surendranagar-363001, Gujarat, India
Contact Info :
(+91) (2752) 287000 | 256001
82380-60108 | 1800 233 6001 (Toll Free)

cushahmedical@gmail.com

Last updated on : 14 November 2019

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